Old Rockers/Moldy Socks

Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People

Old Rockers and Wet Socks left under the bed for a month, have a lot in common.

Walking for Peace

How far would you walk for peace on earth? To the corner of your block? To the nearest liquor store? To the nearest grocery store? To the downtown of your town or city? To your states capitol? To Washington D.C.?

The novice historian will say, “Peace is the absence of War”. The honest historian will declare, “Peace is only possible when one warring participant is totally, even brutally* defeated”. Your dreams of utopia need to be shelved for a time.

WAKE UP YE MEN OF VALOR!
Your NATION needs you now.
Be not dismayed at those who dream;
Yet never wake to do.

*if Obama or Hillary wins the Presidency, how will they fight our enemy?

WebLoafer©2008

What really matters?

These lovely children from around the world are praying for something, can you guess what they want? More Candy? More Videogames? More Weapons? More?

NO I EXPECT THEY WANT LESS OF SOMETHING......CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THAT IS?

How to beat the terrorists

WEBLOAFER INDUSTRIES
IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE
A NEW LINE OF
ANTI-GLOBAL TERRORIST PRODUCTS

These new products are the result of research and testing to determine what terrorizes the terrorists? We now present a product which, if used correctly will cause any terrorists to avoid you and your property.

Like many people who want to do something about terrorism, and realizing that the Senate, House of Represenatives and the media, will do nothing to stop terror; someone had to do something. While the terrorists are planning and plotting to kill all of us, our media and Congress are planning and plotting to see our President impeached.

The way Webloafer Industries sees this, George Walker Bush is one of a few people in Washington D.C. fighting and succeeding in the war against terror.

Here is our new line of products…….

Cute pigs and pig scented candles

Scented voltive candles and Herbal (Pork Scented) Cigarettes.

Soap on a rope (Bacon Scented) and Piggie Potpourii.

Sticks of Smelly Stuff, and our top of the line product, Bacon and Eggs Scented Spray.

You may have noticed
that these products are ones
that you associate with scent,
and you are right.
Here are the different scents available….
For each of these products.

BACON AND EGGS------------PORK CHOPS

BABY BACK PIG RIBS, KANSAS CITY STYLE, AND HAMMMMMMMM

PICKLED PIGS FEET AND, THE BEST OF ALL....BACON

If only all homes, malls, sporting arenas, libraries, public toilets, halls of congress or public transit systems of America had the aroma of bacon (frying in a cast-iron skillet) permeating the area, they would be safe. Think upon the things that are important....as in STAYING ALIVE....

A lot of Americans remember the wonderful scent of bacon frying in a cast iron skillet, on Grandmothers wood burning stove……..that wonderful scent is one that almost all Americans love. (even vegans, smile when the scent of Maple or Hickory Cured Bacon being fried permeates the room)

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Always use your enemy’s phobias to defeat them. Oh I know not many Democrats would agree, because they are blinded by their hatred for our President. I have come to the conclusion that most Democrats want us to lose the war on terror, so that George Walker Bush will be impeached.

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My countries enemies hate pork and pigs; so lets flood America with Pork, yes pork this and pork that.

Pork Phobia is another one of those things muslims have copied from the Jews they detest.

Yes the Islamafacists, are scared to death of hogs, pigs, bacon, pork chops, chicaronnes and Lard.

That will be their downfall, for Webloafer Industries has created a complete line of Antiterrorist Products that you can use to keep these killers where they belong, and that would be almost anywhere but here in the USofA.

Let ‘em have a whiff of bacon and eggs…..a really strong whiff.

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