How to beat the terrorists
WEBLOAFER INDUSTRIES
IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE
A NEW LINE OF
ANTI-GLOBAL TERRORIST PRODUCTS
IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE
A NEW LINE OF
ANTI-GLOBAL TERRORIST PRODUCTS
These new products are the result of research and testing to determine what terrorizes the terrorists? We now present a product which, if used correctly will cause any terrorists to avoid you and your property.
Like many people who want to do something about terrorism, and realizing that the Senate, House of Represenatives and the media, will do nothing to stop terror; someone had to do something. While the terrorists are planning and plotting to kill all of us, our media and Congress are planning and plotting to see our President impeached.
The way Webloafer Industries sees this, George Walker Bush is one of a few people in Washington D.C. fighting and succeeding in the war against terror.
Like many people who want to do something about terrorism, and realizing that the Senate, House of Represenatives and the media, will do nothing to stop terror; someone had to do something. While the terrorists are planning and plotting to kill all of us, our media and Congress are planning and plotting to see our President impeached.
The way Webloafer Industries sees this, George Walker Bush is one of a few people in Washington D.C. fighting and succeeding in the war against terror.
Here is our new line of products…….
Cute pigs and pig scented candles
Scented voltive candles and Herbal (Pork Scented) Cigarettes.
Soap on a rope (Bacon Scented) and Piggie Potpourii.
Sticks of Smelly Stuff, and our top of the line product, Bacon and Eggs Scented Spray.that these products are ones
that you associate with scent,
and you are right.
Here are the different scents available….
For each of these products.
BACON AND EGGS------------PORK CHOPS
BABY BACK PIG RIBS, KANSAS CITY STYLE, AND HAMMMMMMMM
PICKLED PIGS FEET AND, THE BEST OF ALL....BACONIf only all homes, malls, sporting arenas, libraries, public toilets, halls of congress or public transit systems of America had the aroma of bacon (frying in a cast-iron skillet) permeating the area, they would be safe. Think upon the things that are important....as in STAYING ALIVE....
A lot of Americans remember the wonderful scent of bacon frying in a cast iron skillet, on Grandmothers wood burning stove……..that wonderful scent is one that almost all Americans love. (even vegans, smile when the scent of Maple or Hickory Cured Bacon being fried permeates the room)
Pork Phobia is another one of those things muslims have copied from the Jews they detest.
Yes the Islamafacists, are scared to death of hogs, pigs, bacon, pork chops, chicaronnes and Lard.
That will be their downfall, for Webloafer Industries has created a complete line of Antiterrorist Products that you can use to keep these killers where they belong, and that would be almost anywhere but here in the USofA.
Let ‘em have a whiff of bacon and eggs…..a really strong whiff.
A lot of Americans remember the wonderful scent of bacon frying in a cast iron skillet, on Grandmothers wood burning stove……..that wonderful scent is one that almost all Americans love. (even vegans, smile when the scent of Maple or Hickory Cured Bacon being fried permeates the room)
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Always use your enemy’s phobias to defeat them. Oh I know not many Democrats would agree, because they are blinded by their hatred for our President. I have come to the conclusion that most Democrats want us to lose the war on terror, so that George Walker Bush will be impeached. *******
My countries enemies hate pork and pigs; so lets flood America with Pork, yes pork this and pork that. Pork Phobia is another one of those things muslims have copied from the Jews they detest.
Yes the Islamafacists, are scared to death of hogs, pigs, bacon, pork chops, chicaronnes and Lard.
That will be their downfall, for Webloafer Industries has created a complete line of Antiterrorist Products that you can use to keep these killers where they belong, and that would be almost anywhere but here in the USofA.
Let ‘em have a whiff of bacon and eggs…..a really strong whiff.
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2 comments:
Yes, Jesus who voluntarily became man, to redeem mankind, was a Jew. So? When Jesus finished the work of redemption, the LAW was crucified with MY SIN on that cruel cross. Peter the petulant, was given Divine instructions as to eating things prohibited in the Old Testament age. As long as there is thanks given to the provider of all, and a request is made for a blessing upon the food, nothing is unclean. You can eat worms with the Somalians, if you thank God for them and ask a blessing upon them from God.
You can eat dinner at a Iowa pig farm, and ask God to bless the pork fritters, or bacon,lettuce and tomato sandwich.
You don't read much in the Bible it is clear, so I'm probably wasting time with you.
All of the many comments left at Sanity's Bluff when this blog article was published vanished when I changed the date to post it again. Somewhere I have those comments, there were many, and most of the commentators were smart enough to recognize humor.
HA HA....LOL....LOL....try it some time.
Great read thank you.
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