Care for a dose of reality???

THE ALAGOREY STORY……

Webloafer has too many things

On his mind to be considered sane!

How could someone drive a truck for a living and really care about Darfur?

Or care about the real global problem…..global cooling?

Or know any thing about, or care about the endangering of our planet by Hollywood of the left coast of America?

(Hollywood and the idiot savants employed there, misuse the planet they are so ((dah)) concerned about to a disgraceful degree.) (Can you say…..fly me solo on a 737 to Europe to pick up my Nobel Prize) for…….need I tell you the rest of the Alagorey Story?

Or consider…………….when I am driving the 40 tons….80,000 pounds of truck and my overweight 200 pounds of human flesh and bones….down the highway at 70 mph…….

I won’t swerve my big rig for a deer, possum, minivan, school bus, or passed out drunks……. and end up dead…….

There are choices in life………and I choose to live a bit longer.

OK, you tell me…..Why should I kill myself swerving to miss the inebriated hitchhiker? You know the one….the one who wanders into my trucking space. The trucking space I need to keep this nation great?

Now, hear a secret from my lips…about a truth that you will never hear discussed.

America will soon have its highways and byways overrun by Mexican, Chinese, Guatemalan, El Salvadoran, Somalian and Cuban Truck Drivers.

YES…The real men and women who make their living hauling your freight…will soon give it up……George Clinton and Bill Bush have turned your highways into killing zones. You won’t believe a word of it, but it is already happening. The Government of the people, by the people and for the people that you have heard about in history lessons……….is no longer.

Webloafer is fortunate enough to be at the end of his driving career on the highways of the USofA………..and is not looking forward to the future with the global drivers………the NAFTA or WORSE DRIVERS……..UPON THE HIGHWAYS MY OVERTAXED TAXED BEING PAID…… I’M OUT OF HERE VERY SOON.

You love your Chinese trinkets……so you will have to get used to the USofA’s highways overcrowded with Chinese trucks driven by drunken Mexicans.

Oh, if you have read some of my earlier blog articles…..you will know that I will risk swerving the truck I drive, and DEATH, for one thing and

ONE THING ONLY………..A TURTLE.

TRUTH IS A LOT LIKE A TURTLE.

Old Rockers/Moldy Socks

Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People

Old Rockers and Wet Socks left under the bed for a month, have a lot in common.

Walking for Peace

How far would you walk for peace on earth? To the corner of your block? To the nearest liquor store? To the nearest grocery store? To the downtown of your town or city? To your states capitol? To Washington D.C.?

The novice historian will say, “Peace is the absence of War”. The honest historian will declare, “Peace is only possible when one warring participant is totally, even brutally* defeated”. Your dreams of utopia need to be shelved for a time.

WAKE UP YE MEN OF VALOR!
Your NATION needs you now.
Be not dismayed at those who dream;
Yet never wake to do.

*if Obama or Hillary wins the Presidency, how will they fight our enemy?

WebLoafer©2008

What really matters?

These lovely children from around the world are praying for something, can you guess what they want? More Candy? More Videogames? More Weapons? More?

NO I EXPECT THEY WANT LESS OF SOMETHING......CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THAT IS?

How to beat the terrorists

WEBLOAFER INDUSTRIES
IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE
A NEW LINE OF
ANTI-GLOBAL TERRORIST PRODUCTS

These new products are the result of research and testing to determine what terrorizes the terrorists? We now present a product which, if used correctly will cause any terrorists to avoid you and your property.

Like many people who want to do something about terrorism, and realizing that the Senate, House of Represenatives and the media, will do nothing to stop terror; someone had to do something. While the terrorists are planning and plotting to kill all of us, our media and Congress are planning and plotting to see our President impeached.

The way Webloafer Industries sees this, George Walker Bush is one of a few people in Washington D.C. fighting and succeeding in the war against terror.

Here is our new line of products…….

Cute pigs and pig scented candles

Scented voltive candles and Herbal (Pork Scented) Cigarettes.

Soap on a rope (Bacon Scented) and Piggie Potpourii.

Sticks of Smelly Stuff, and our top of the line product, Bacon and Eggs Scented Spray.

You may have noticed
that these products are ones
that you associate with scent,
and you are right.
Here are the different scents available….
For each of these products.

BACON AND EGGS------------PORK CHOPS

BABY BACK PIG RIBS, KANSAS CITY STYLE, AND HAMMMMMMMM

PICKLED PIGS FEET AND, THE BEST OF ALL....BACON

If only all homes, malls, sporting arenas, libraries, public toilets, halls of congress or public transit systems of America had the aroma of bacon (frying in a cast-iron skillet) permeating the area, they would be safe. Think upon the things that are important....as in STAYING ALIVE....

A lot of Americans remember the wonderful scent of bacon frying in a cast iron skillet, on Grandmothers wood burning stove……..that wonderful scent is one that almost all Americans love. (even vegans, smile when the scent of Maple or Hickory Cured Bacon being fried permeates the room)

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Always use your enemy’s phobias to defeat them. Oh I know not many Democrats would agree, because they are blinded by their hatred for our President. I have come to the conclusion that most Democrats want us to lose the war on terror, so that George Walker Bush will be impeached.

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My countries enemies hate pork and pigs; so lets flood America with Pork, yes pork this and pork that.

Pork Phobia is another one of those things muslims have copied from the Jews they detest.

Yes the Islamafacists, are scared to death of hogs, pigs, bacon, pork chops, chicaronnes and Lard.

That will be their downfall, for Webloafer Industries has created a complete line of Antiterrorist Products that you can use to keep these killers where they belong, and that would be almost anywhere but here in the USofA.

Let ‘em have a whiff of bacon and eggs…..a really strong whiff.

Charlton Heston........R.I.P.

This link is worth following....

You'll Enjoy This

If I die before you wake

http://www.flashdemo.net/gallery/wake/index.htm

A Break from the Worlds Madness

Even basketball gets ugly at times, but at the end of the game, winners and losers shake hands.

THEY HATE BETTER THAN YOU LOVE! #3

Yes here tiz' your freedom of speech disappearing

THEY HATE BETTER THAN YOU LOVE! #2

THEY HATE BETTER THAN YOU LOVE!

Your Children will have to fight the battles you ignore!

A child's textbook, with a students blood splattered on it. Not an easy picture to look at. If you have a soul, Cry....if you have no soul, Rejoice with the Palestinians who gave 'sweets' to the children on the streets of Gaza celebrating the murder of Jewish Children today...03/06/08.

Yes, the children of Gaza.....learn hated for Jews before they are potty trained...Yes, even before they read...they are taught to hate Jews. They don't learn much in their schools, except hate and hatred.

You may want to consider this......

They are better at hating
Than YOU ARE AT LOVING.

In Gaza and lots of other places children are given sweets and taken out into the streets to celebrate the slaughter of innocent school children (if they were Jewish children).
The cowardly Hamas fires deadly rockets into civilian areas of Israel, hoping to kill Jews, and if the rockets should happen to kill....they celebrate. They send their children into the garbage strewn streets to celebrate. The children are all smiles and the cowardly men fire bullets into the air. Yes, much celebration happened after the deadly terrorist attack upon young students in a Jewish school in Jerusalem March 6, 2008.
These cowardly terrorists love hatred, they love killing civilians and I am convinced they hate their own children.
Who would raise children and use them as human shields in houses they fire bomb laden rockets from? What mother or father would want their children to become human bombs?

These people do not deserve
to even live on this planet,
let alone be given a homeland.

Here is a list of just another group of children murdered by the peaceful religion of Islam. Open your eyes people, there will be many more lists like this unless you fight back. The next list may be of children in your neighborhood school.

HERE, REVISIT A CELEBRATION ON SEPTEMBER THE ELEVENTH TWO THOUSAND AND ONE.

Jerusalem Muslims Celebrate News of 9/11 attacks

Help me Obama

Here is a picture of my baby......still running after 19 years. Recently I decided to sell it, and listed it for sale at a mere fraction of the original price, ($8,499 before taxes, monitor and mouse not included.) I mean, like we are talking almost $10,000 worth of slightly used computer equipment. The CPU has only been dropped twice, and I got most of the cat spray smell off of the mouse, but it still would be a great deal, for I listed it at a bargain basement price of $1,999. That's a saving of over $8,000. After running the ad in several papers for several months, I am still waiting for a call, life is so cruel.

Yes, life is cruel.
I decided life really isn't that important to me...
..since everyone ignores me,
even when I offer such a bargain.
I started typing out my suicide note.

HELP ME OBAMA....
HELP ME GET CAPITALISM OUT OF MY MIND

Pass the Tums Please

The above is taken from this great blog

I am not a prophet, nor do I play one on the highways of the USofA. Anyone with a home schooled first grade learning could see this coming…….(of course government schooled idiots with high school diplomas couldn’t see the truth of this, unless they were standing around friends and family burying their classmate……who was killed on a government school bus, by……).

I am beyond caring if the liberals of the USofA call me a bigot.

I WANT MY COUNTRY FREED OF ILLEGAL ALIENS….YESTERDAY…. LAST YEAR….LAST MILLENIUM……………..

If the LEGAL citizens of the Twin Cities had not embraced the Sanctuary City idea, the school bus tragedy would not have happened, so…..although I grieve for the children of such idiot parents……to allow their children to be bussed over the same highways that the drunken hordes from mEXICO drive upon, the truth is true and this tragedy should not have happened.

And now what liberals? Perhaps the taxpayers could cough up enough money to have Brinks trucks deliver their children to school in a Sanctuary City.

Read what I wrote on this subject a while back