Worst hairpiece Contest

$10 prize to anyone who submits a link to a picture on the web of a buffoon with a rug worse than this one, His royal drunkness from MA, the swimming Senator. Oh, I also have one of the few orginal first editions of ....."Teddy Bare" , the Last of the Kennedy Clan, by Zad Rust. (c) 1971.

It would take more than $10 for me to part with one of the most sought after....(too destroy) books in Massachusetts. MA was the birthplace of freedom, and now is the graveyard of freedoms dream. Mitt Romney for President, Elizabeth Dole for VP.

Please leave links in the comments section to pics of worse hairpeices. OK lighten up John, Kennedy started the celebration a tad to early....haven't you had a bad hair day?

I'll answer that......I have bad hair days with the few real hairs on my head....Ted the swimmer Kennedy had a bad hair piece day.

This slug has sucked up billions of dollars from the taxpayers, why can't he spend a few thousand on a good rug?

Your humor isn't funny if you cannot laugh at yourself.

REDNECK COME ON'S

I'm sure all of you wonder how a redneck guy comes on to a redneck girl! Wonder no more, I am going to share a few with you, and remember, if you can't laugh at your own self, nothing you say to others is really funny. I'm a redneck and I may have used one or two of these comeon's.

1. “Hey let me get that toilet paper off of your flip flop.”
2. “Weren’t you the gal who helped me when my pickup broke down?”
3. “My unc gave me a fruit jar full of talkin’ juice, let’s go talk.”
4. “My huntin’ dog just had six pups, wanna go to the parking lot and see them?”
5. “Mmmm, let me hold you a little closer, you smell like lye soap and lavender.”
6. “You sure have lost a lot of weight.”
7. “Love that perfume, is it available on little pine trees for my pickup?”
8. “Would you like to swing on my front porch?”
9. “I’ve got a few extra cement blocks back at my place, do you need your pickup worked on?"
10. “Let’s get out of here girl, they’re gonna play some disco music next.”
©2007 webloafer

What's this now, the third knife in the back, by Bush?

I've had it, I won't be scolded by President Bush and his Bushbots, for wanting what is best for my country. Get the clown out of my White House and back on his ranch. It's sad that he will have secret service protection for the rest of his life, no he won't have to deal with the hordes waltzing across our nations borders, some with evil plans, many with diseases that were conquered in America, tuberculosis, cholera and even leprosy, and NONE WITH RESPECT FOR MY NATIONS LAWS.
I won't be joining MoveOn.org anytime soon, but on one thing I agree with them. President Bush should be impeached. Yes there I said it.
Here are some recent statements by Bush and some of his Bushbots.

The president has taken to suggesting that opponents of his immigration bill are unpatriotic--they "don't want to do what's right for America."

His ally Sen. Lindsey Graham has said, "We're gonna tell the bigots to shut up." On Fox last weekend he vowed to "push back."

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff suggested opponents would prefer illegal immigrants be killed; Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez said those who oppose the bill want "mass deportation." Former Bush speechwriter Michael Gerson said those who oppose the bill are "anti-immigrant" and suggested they suffer from "rage" and "national chauvinism."

Oh, by the way "national chauvinism" is a favorite slander used by the socialists and communists.