Buffalo for Supper!

One puzzle that may never be solved to my satisfaction, is this one! Who hands out the words ‘world famous’? I would like to find out, so that Sanity’s Bluff could become ‘world famous’.

Here is a picture of a world famous Dad and Mom.

How peaceful, beautiful and comforting. A world famous buffalo family, relaxing in the only place the buffalo ever roamed…..America. Buffalo are famous worldwide in a strange sense…..everyone says white Europeans settlers to America, killed the buffalo off, yet they are still here in America in abundance. What gives? Either they are gone as Buffy Sainte’ Marie sings, or they are here.

Even if Buffy St. Marie is right, and the buffalo are gone, I have not met many liberal whacko’s who wished the return of rumbling , overpooping and flatulating buffalo in their neighborhood. But as you can see, they still are here, and let me tell you about that. Can it be that the buffalo can finally relax in America?

No one from the tofu munching (how in the world do you munch tofu?) leftist, hate America crowd, would argue that this picture of buffalo tongues hung out to dry in the Montana high desert is a good thing.

GOOD, but let me remind you that one of the most revered president’s of America (F.D.R.) loved Buffalo tongue, and beaverskin hats.

Yes, even now in the 21st century, some people remember and still love FDR, (who I respect as a president at least in the top 40 of the presidents of the USofA) yet even the most honest socialists of today will not acknowledge FDR’s love of beaver skin hats and buffalo tongue.

The reason I asked is this, I was surfing through a bio of America’s largest land owner, Ted Turner, and there I found links to a restaurant chain he is involved with financially….called Ted’s Montana Grill….blah blah blah.

Here is a compassion man, one who is repopulating some of the Great American Prairie, with bison……great, I could get behind that effort.

But is it an honest effort?

As Ted Turncoat amasses land like there is no one else who needs 40 acres, He is getting even more filthy in his riches by selling the next generation of the buffalo, slaughtered for his restaurant, yes, so he benefits….what about the young bison who loses a mother or father to Ted’s appetite for riches, his obsession with wealth for Ted, screw the buffalo.

Here is the braggadocio of braggadocios.

WORLD FAMOUS BUFFALO BURGERS?

AGAIN, I ASK YOU, WHO CALLED HIS BURGER JOINT WORLD FAMOUS, AND FOR WHAT ARE THEY FAMOUS FOR?
MAY I SUGGEST IT IS A BURGER JOINT FAMOUS FOR BAD SERVICE AND DRY, TASTELESS BURGERS SERVED BY A SERVICE CREW, QUITE SMELLY, PIECRED AND TATOOTED, TO THE POINT OF MAKING A HUNGRY PERSON, WANT TO LEAVE AND GO TO THE NEAREST SONIC DRIVE-IN FOR A BURGER. MY ONE VISIT TO KILLER TED'S BUFFALO BURGER JOINT WAS UNFORGETTABLE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS SO AWFUL. I’LL NEVER RETURN. BECAUSE THE SLOP WAS SO OVERPRICED, THEY MADE A FEW BUCKS FROM ME, BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
IF YOU STEAL 5 DOLLARS FROM EVERYONE ENTERING YOUR GIPJOINT, YOU WILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, EVEN IF NO ONE EVER RETURNS. GREAT CONCEPT…THE TED TURNER WAY.

Oh, yes, he may give a few billion dollars to the UN, but he gets a kickback on that pseudo charity, called the UN. Mr. Ted has not a charitable bone in his body, he is pure evil, in an America that deserves better. Even my liberal friends…..you deserve a better spokesman than the buffalo slaughtering BILLIONAIRE, Ted Turncoater.

But if you are blind to reality, go ahead, pluck down a lot of bucks to enjoy your second class meal, and absolutely poor service at one of Ted’s Buffalo Recycling Restaurants.

But here is a tip…..courtesy of webloafer.

Never leave worship service Sunday, and go to one of Ted’s Bison Burger Joints.

You will be treated like trash, the servers will smurk at a person dressed up on the Lord’s Day. It is like all the servers are robots of Ted. I dare you, go waste some money at the Kill the Buffalo Restaurant nearest you, and start talking about how communism is evil, and especially the rich communist, when a server is closeby, and they will glare at you in a way, that tells you…..don’t eat anymore food that this Ted Turner Robot brings…..

If you could have been there, when a group from my church, dared to show up decently clothed, polite and speaking the Queen’s language, at TBS (Ted’s Buffalo Slaughtering) Grill, you would see what you have never experienced, Hatred, just because you are an American Christian.

The service was terrible, the food awful and the tally of the bill was wrong, overcharged for slop, the bill was wrong, really wrong.

Ted and company don’t like America, or Christians…..so here is an idea that could help America……..

Never spend a dime in a Ted’s Montana Bison Slaughtering Restaurant, and demand your cable provider…..refund the portion of your bill it is charging you for CNN.

I could make jokes about a person so ugly they drove Jane Fonda away….but I won’t, you know I’m correct in this.

Ted, take your riches somewhere else, you hate America….and yet we know where your buffalo slaughtering concerns are.

Get out of America Ted, NOW.