Friday, November 18, 2005
NEWS FLASH
WEBLOAFER NEWS FLASH
SENATE SPENDS $25MIL ON NEW SENATE FLAG DESIGN

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11 comments:

Blogger Shane said...

Is this like Jeopardy where we have to guess the caption of the photo? I give it a shot:

What is
"When will Democrats Get a Clue?"

Blogger web_loafer said...

Half right Shane, When will the Democrats and Republicans get a clue?

Blogger Shane said...

agreed

Blogger BeckEye said...

This reminds me of that song by Heywood Banks, "If Pigs Had Wings":

If pigs had wings
Away they’d fly
Up into Heaven
Oh so high
If pigs had wings
Up in through Heaven’s golden door

Oh look up yonder
On the telephone line
All snortin’ and a gruntin’
It’s a flock o’ swine
If pigs had wings
My windshield wipers
Could barely go

If flying pigs
All became the rage
We’d keep them home
In a little piggy cage
Just hangin in the kitchen
Right near the sink
So if they get thirsty
They can get a piggy drink

If pigs had wings
Away they’d fly
Up into Heaven
Oh so high
If pigs had wings
Up in through Heaven’s golden door

When it’s hunting season
On flying hogs
It’s such a strain
On my retriever dog
Above the lake
I shot one down
That hog swam off
My puppy drown

Cuz if pigs had wings
Away they’d fly
Up into Heaven
Oh so high
If pigs had wings
Up in through Heaven’s golden door

If pigs had wings
Away they’d fly
Up into Heaven
Oh so high
If pigs had wings
Up in through Heaven’s golden door

Blogger web_loafer said...

Yep, you knew I would.....?????
Never heard of Heywood, so I googled and giggled........funnnnnnnny
Now I'll go searching for the MP3 of this song.
I like musical comedy...and comedians...I once went to a Ray Stevens Concert and laughed myself hurting.....couldn't stop laughing.....even though my side was cramping up.
This is what America needs...
Lets all get on with our lifes, have fun, laugh, and let our wonderful soldiers do their work, without all the politicin'

Gee, and I thought it was a tribute to Pink Floyd's "Animals" album... :D

Blogger web_loafer said...

Hey Northern Neighbor, our blogs are battling at the present time...yours and one of those other crazy blogs of mine. Just wanted to thank you for the time you spend here, adding to the overall quality. I do read your Zappy Blog. Your Zaphoid, Zazzy....geeezzz.
ZZZZZZZ's are fun. Pssst....don't tell anyone.....Z is my favorite of the 26.
Later, da webloafer

Blogger BeckEye said...

Heywood has a bunch of weird songs you would enjoy, I bet. One of my personal favorites that appealed to my "road rage" side was "If I Had a Bulldozer". Not sure of all the lyrics, but the chorus was:
"If I had a diesel rig, with a big ol' blade, courtesy would reign, arguments abate, 'cause everyone would know, I'D SQUASH THEM LIKE A GRAAAAAPE!"

And let's not forget "Toast" and, my personal favorite, "The Pancreas Song". The guy is just a total goof and I love that.

Blogger phred said...

I think we should put a pig and a naked lady on every domestic airline flight in America..
I am told this would deter the '' terrorist ( murderers) '' from boarding the plane..

Blogger web_loafer said...

rotflmao

Yes, I can see it......
It would work.
In fact I think someone could get rich developing a spray cologne, aftershave, douche, or mouthwash.....that is BACON FLAVORED.
We must use our enemies bigotry to defeat them. Our enemies are not brave, or intelligent, they are bigots of Islam.
Have all airports smelling like bacon cooking on Saturday Morning.
Yes, these animals hate pigs.....
Porky Pig Forever.

Blogger phred said...

Bacon flavored .. I like it.

Porky Pig Forever !

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