About those blogs...Where are they coming from?
First let’s source this humorous article. It is from a blog that you will find a link to on my sidebar over there------> Important Stuff, or Not
1. If the f-word is used as a noun, a verb, a preposition, an adjective, a modifier, a color and a flavor in the first paragraph -- you are reading a liberal blog.
2. If each post is the length of a doctoral thesis -- you are reading a liberal blog.
3. If the blogger really believes the Vast Right Wing is organized enough to form a conspiracy -- you are reading a liberal blog.
4. If the blogger is a high school student, whose greatest achievement is third runner up in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, and he thinks President Bush is a moron -- you are reading a liberal blog.
5. If the blogger thinks he would be better off if we raised taxes on the rich -- you are reading a liberal blog.
6. If the humor on the site makes you feel like you've been hit with a balloon filled with urine -- you are reading a liberal blog.
7. If your spouse asks you what you're doing and you respond, "Nothing" -- you are reading a liberal blog.
8. If the opinions are so wrong-headed, you don't even know where to BEGIN to respond -- you are reading a liberal blog.
9. If the anti-war remarks on the blog could have gotten the blogger shot during World War II -- you are reading a liberal blog.
10. If there, their and they're are used interchangeably -- you are reading a liberal blog.
Hope you enjoy the Lone Ranger's Humor....I do
How to Know if You're Reading A Liberal Blog
1. If the f-word is used as a noun, a verb, a preposition, an adjective, a modifier, a color and a flavor in the first paragraph -- you are reading a liberal blog.
2. If each post is the length of a doctoral thesis -- you are reading a liberal blog.
3. If the blogger really believes the Vast Right Wing is organized enough to form a conspiracy -- you are reading a liberal blog.
4. If the blogger is a high school student, whose greatest achievement is third runner up in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, and he thinks President Bush is a moron -- you are reading a liberal blog.
5. If the blogger thinks he would be better off if we raised taxes on the rich -- you are reading a liberal blog.
6. If the humor on the site makes you feel like you've been hit with a balloon filled with urine -- you are reading a liberal blog.
7. If your spouse asks you what you're doing and you respond, "Nothing" -- you are reading a liberal blog.
8. If the opinions are so wrong-headed, you don't even know where to BEGIN to respond -- you are reading a liberal blog.
9. If the anti-war remarks on the blog could have gotten the blogger shot during World War II -- you are reading a liberal blog.
10. If there, their and they're are used interchangeably -- you are reading a liberal blog.
Hope you enjoy the Lone Ranger's Humor....I do
3 comments:
I've never done this before, post a comment to a post I just posted. BUT after proofreading the final entry, the thought occurred to me.....
I blog like a lot of liberals do.
IT
WAS
JUST
HUMOR
FRIEND
That was phunny !
Enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing. Brought a smile to my old, saggy face.
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