Thursday, September 29, 2005
How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb??????

One... to change the light bulb and to post the fact that the light bulb has been changed
14...... to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7....... to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27..... to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
41..... to correct spelling/grammar flames
6....... to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2...... industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
27.... to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
12.... to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4...... to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44.... to ask what is a "FAQ"?
2...... to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy.
4...... to say "didn't we cover this a few months ago?"
23......to claim that the Democrats are behind the burning out of the bulb.
17......to tell us that it was more diffucult to change because Tom DeLay stole the ladder.
13......to swear and say"NO"it was Karl Rove that stole the ladder.
2........bloggers who cut and paste the blog article to their own blog.
43.... to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"
5...... to say "thank you"
1...... lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

19 comments:

Anonymous Cassiopeia said...

omg. THAT was funny. Clever :).

Blogger AubreyJ said...

Aint it the truth!!!!!!!!!
AubreyJ.........

Blogger Sally said...

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions
are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
adelusional spin from the liberal media. There is no shortage of
filament.That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say
undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
rcjq

Blogger Leo said...

Lol--The post was very funny and Sallys' comment was hilarious.

Blogger lovehawg said...

i don't get it.

Blogger web_loafer said...

Talk about wasting time....I read Sally's comment and had to get out the dictionary and look up the word.....
adelusional.
The word had a nice ring to it, but I wasn't sure I had ever heard or read it. Well, no luck in the first two dictionaries I checked. Then I opened MSWord and typed the word in a sentence, and Bill Gates helped me realize it was a typo.

It sure reads better as a delusional spin from the liberal media.

Dah.....I can outstupid myself at times.

Sally....Nice comment, and he or she who is without typos should throw the next word.

Now I am laughing, web

Blogger ShellBug526 said...

Hilarious, love it!!!

Anonymous NotMe7 said...

The next time any of you bigoted right wingers are up on a ladder changing a bolb, I hope you stick your finger in the socket and fall down shocked.

Anonymous JJ said...

Excellent post! A lot of times I'm one of those lurkers who responds way too late.

Blogger Sally said...

Web-loafer, so you are the one 1 in 27 who point a spelling/grammar...or was that all you could say about because it's too on point about this administration?

Blogger web_loafer said...

Would you like the job of president?
To some he can do nothing right, and those people are one of the reason we are having a difficult time at war.
The Democrats are helping the enemy of our country. Plain and Simple.
If you cannot see that, you are hopeless and I don't want to even hear from you until you have ideas about what to do. What would you do about terrorism? Our borders? Our failing schools? Our growing defecit? Crime? Social Security. The know nothing, suggest nothing party is all Democrats have become. Americans deserve more than that. We have to know what you would do about the problems you are so good at noticing. At least George W. has said he'll do so and so, and has done it.
You liberals may be celebrating a little too soon, thinking you have the Texan on the ropes and about to win. Ha...look at George W's record...he has flummuxed the Democrats everytime. For someone they think is stupid, he sure whips them everytime they pick a fight. Perhaps it is a little rope a dope.....
The Liberals have not come forward with one lousy idea in 5 years. So be it, if you have no ideas, shut up and let the ones trying..continue. If you can't root for America to win....leave, go to China or Cuba. I have no room in my busy life for people who rant and grip about the way someone is doing a job, and yet they don't have any ideas on how to solve the problems. This is just a rant Sally, not directed to you in particular, I hardly know you, and haven't gotten a good read about you yet. And I was trying to be funny when I posted about adelusional. You have a quality day now Sally, ya hear?

Anonymous OldGuy said...

Excellent post, but are we really that bad ?

Blogger Wicked H said...

Hysterical!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

Blogger Crazy Dan said...

You are a brillant man. I love you template but most trucker I know we would be able to see as butt crack from the postion you have him in. LOL

Anonymous Helen said...

Clever indeed. Well, it takes all kinds. So grateful we are not all alike!
Peace.............

Blogger Carmel said...

Ha!! Love it! I just had to check out your blog, very good!

Blogger ShellBug526 said...

You have no room for people who rant and "grip", but you do have time to come to my blog and leave an unusually LONG rant about West Virginia. What do I have to do with West Virginia anyhow???

Blogger Sally said...

Interesting, you troll looking to pick fights with people...you leave long rants on some and you insult others.

On mine at least it wasn't too long, or too incoherent just insulting.

Blogger Stef Levolger said...

Lmfao, a hilarious post and the worst thing is that what is said is absolutely true, lol.

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